“Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior, it certainly fucked you up, it made you have sex with a psychopath!” – Billy Loomis in ‘Scream’
He took WAY too much pleasure in inflicting what should have been deadly pain on two burglars! And he didn’t even seem scared of them. That’s a sociopath. What looks to the world like an adorable, precocious tow-head is really a bundle of pain (you heard me, Dakota Fanning!) Why was this a fun family comedy? Kevin McCallister was a childhood Jigsaw (of the ‘Saw’ franchise). If his violent behavior wasn’t enough, wasn’t it weird how he explained his hygiene regimen to no one in the bathroom mirror just like Patrick Bateman in ‘American Psycho’?
Then he went on to commit credit card fraud and more violence in the sequel, where he felt awfully at home in New York City. Sociopath! I’m sure he’s not the only sociopath who uttered the words, “I made my family disappear” with a satisfied smirk.
Then he committed infanticide over his mommy issues, killed a dog, caused a massive car-pileup and aimed to kill his sister and mother in ‘The Good Son’.
Finally he graduated to killing his own drug dealer in ‘Party Monster’. That’s just the lowest of the low. Killing your drug dealer because you don’t want to pay up!
So parents, it’s 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?
This could happen to you.