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Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called__________!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…but it’s not very flattering if you make a movie and try to pass it off as original when it is clearly a rip-off. I’m not talking about sequels, prequels, remakes or reboots. I’m talking about movies that pretend to be unique when they are so obviously similar to movies that already came out. David Spade had an SNL skit about this phenomenon: “I did a movie called ‘Black Sheep’. Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called ‘Tommy Boy’!” I’ve compiled a list of some such movies. If I didn’t mention the more obvious ones, I probably haven’t seen them.

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Maybe you saw that the first time, when it was callled….

1. ‘The Crow’: Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called ‘The Wraith’!

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Probably not. Few people have. ‘The Wraith’, 1986, starred Charlie Sheen (shortly after his appearance in ‘Ferris Bueller’s day off’), Sherilyn Fenn, and ‘The Notebook’ director Nick Cassavetes. ‘The Crow’ was much more of a cult classic, and it inspired years of Halloween costumes. But the plot similarities are difficult to ignore.

‘The Crow’: A man brutally murdered comes back to life as an undead avenger of his and his fiancée’s murder.

‘The Wraith’: Jamie, killed by neighborhood thugs, returns as a mystical figure named Jake (The Wraith) to gain revenge.

The main difference is the spirit vehicle. In ‘The Crow’ it’s a bird; in ‘The Wraith’ it’s a car. There are even similarly-named thugs: In ‘The Crow’ there’s Skank and Funboy; in ‘The Wraith’, Skank and Gutterboy.

Both films had some awesome lines:

‘The Crow’: “Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.”

‘The Wraith’: “I’d rather move to Nogales, and have the Gutterboy’s cretin children.”

2. ‘Friends with Benefits’: Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called ‘No Strings Attached’.

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Hey, this is dirty!

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Rom coms (both2011) in which two inordinately attractive young and successful people decide to hook up on a fuckbuddy-type basis. Then, oops–shocker! One buddy falls for the other buddy who resists until they eventually realize they DO love the star of ‘That 70’s Show’! The life-imitates-art irony of this example is that the two stars of the respective films–Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher–are now dating in real life. You could also do a ‘Maybe you saw it…’with Ashton’s ex Demi Moore’s movie ‘About Last Night’.

3. ‘The Prestige’: Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called ‘The Illusionist’!

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…so you should just see ‘the Illusionist’!

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Ok, they only came out about a month apart in 2006, but come on. Same movie! Two dudes doing some magic + a chick. They both happened a long, long time ago and they both bored me so much I can barely remember them. Also, Christian Bale starred in ‘American Psycho’ and Ed Norton starred in ‘American History X’. Another funny thing is, both movies have chicks who slept with Justin Timberlake. That’s magic!

4. ‘The Fast and the Furious’: Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called ‘Point Break’.

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‘Point Break’ (1991) is about a young undercover cop who infiltrates a gang of bank robbing surfers, falls for a girl in the gang, likes the gang and lets the bad guy go in the end. (Spoiler alert. Whoops, too late, sorry!)

‘The Fast and the Furious’ (2001) is about a young undercover cop who infiltrates a gang of heisting racecar drivers, falls for a girl in the gang, likes the gang and lets the bad guy go in the end.

Keanu Reeves is to Paul Walker as Patrick Swayze is to Vin Diesel. ‘Fast’ upgraded in the girl department, at least, by replacing the Lori Petty character with Jordana Brewster. The world of street racing and the surf culture are explored, respectively, and are kind of like characters in themselves.

The irony is that Paul Walker was in a surfer movie (‘Meet the Deedles’) and Keanu Reeves was in ‘Speed’.

5. ‘Road Trip’: Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called ‘Overnight Delivery’.

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It always annoys me when films are a box office success when they get their premise from another, more obscure film. Such is the case of the above mentioned films. 1998’s ‘Overnight Delivery’, starring Paul Rudd and Reese Witherspoon is about a college guy who, thinking his long distance girlfriend cheated on him, sends her a nasty break-up letter and a staged picture of him with another girl. Then he finds out he was mistaken and has a short window to intercept the package. Hilarity ensues!

‘Road Trip’, released in 2000, is about a college guy who, thinking his long distance girlfriend cheated on him, accidentally sends her a not-staged video of him sleeping with another girl. He, too, has a short window to intercept the package. Hilarity ensues! Of course, ‘Road Trip’ featured the brilliant Tom Green and had the line, “Are there any guys out there that are just NORMAL? HUH??!”

‘Overnight Delivery’ was just funnier and ‘Road Trip’, and ‘Road Trip’ had unnecessary unfunny humor featuring prostate-milking, Whale-on-toothpick action and Tom Green ass.

6. ‘Indecent Proposal’: Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called ‘Honeymoon in Vegas’.

Only a year apart, both movies are about a couple in love who go to Vegas and gamble, but when they lose money, an older man offers a large sum of money to sleep with the woman. ‘Honeymoon’ is silly and funny and ‘Indecent Proposal’ is more sexy and depressing like most Adrian Lyne films. In both movies, the women fall for the older man but we don’t know if it’s because she a gold-digger or because their men pimped them out! Either way, the moral of the story is, don’t gamble when your ass is broke!

P.S. Demi Moore being offered $1 Million is way more realistic than Sarah Jessica Parker being offered $65,000. Or even $1.

7. ‘Dead Man on Campus’: Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called ‘Dean Man’s Curve’ (aka ‘The Curve’).

Hard to say who stole from who since they both came out in August of 1998, but ‘Dead Man on Campus’ was the only one I remember being in theaters. ‘Dead Man on Campus’ was the more comedic of the two, while ‘The Curve’ was a bit darker. Both films are about the clause that says, “If your roommate dies, you get an A”, but the end goal is approached in different ways in each film. I hope that after these films came out, colleges changed that rule, if it ever existed to begin with.

8. ‘The Hangover’: Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called ‘Dude, Where’s My Car?”
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Granted, there are quite a few differences between these two films.  In one comedy the immature set of friends were looking for their car; in the other they were looking for their buddy.  In both, though, they spend the whole next day retracing their steps because they can’t remember what happened the night before.  Same premise, minus the hot aliens.  ‘Dude’ had some one liners I still use: “And theeeennnn?”; “I’m sick of walking, dude!” but it ended on a pretty stupid note.  ‘The Hangover’, though is a misnomer.  It wasn’t a hangover at all, it was a blackout in both films.  Hangover implies drinking only, but those guys were roofied.  That’s cheating.  At least the’Dude’ dudes had the decency to actually be drunk.
9. The Other Woman: Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called John Tucker Must Die.
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The Other Woman’ is like a higher-budget, grown up version of ‘John Tucker Must Die’. Both films are about a three-timing philanderer who gets caught by the women he’s cheating on who then team up to ruin his life. The main differences in ‘The Other Woman’ are: 1. All the women are blonde instead of diverse, like John Tucker’s girlfriends. 2. An actual marriage is at stake (real funny!) 3. The cheater in recent film is also a thief and an all-around bad person instead of the boyish charmer John Tucker is. 4. ‘John Tucker’ incorporated a 4th woman that the other three used as a weapon, which was a nice touch. ‘The Other Woman’even borrows the plot lines of the brother-as-consolation-prize and the spiking of the male’s drink with female hormones. John Tucker was a little refreshing in that the girl who was used as “bait” was doing it to get revenge on all the John Tucker’s her mom (played by Jenny McCarthy) dated. Mommy issues are always intriguing to me.
10. ‘Avatar’: Maybe you saw it the first time, when it was called ‘Pocahontas’.
Handsome white man who is a stranger in a strange land meets brown/blue girl who first resents his presence and then falls in love with him and he saves everything, blah blah blah. This similarity is mentioned too often to be original, so I guess I’m as phony as all these other idea-stealing phonies!
But at least I don’t claim to be the first movie-plot-comparing blog that ever lived. Maybe you saw this blog the first time, when it was called ___________?